careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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