Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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