just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
and you fell through a lawn chair
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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