Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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