i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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