I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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