Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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