Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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