I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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