Three words: puerto rican gang bang
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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