Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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