i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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