Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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