my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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