No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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