3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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