Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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