She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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