would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
And then my night got REAL pukey
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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