And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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