he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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