What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Randomize
