I only kidnapped one of them. chill
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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