But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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