the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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