:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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