My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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