also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Do vagina's smell?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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