Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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