High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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