If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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