It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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