Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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