my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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