do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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