you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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