gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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