Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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