fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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