It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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