Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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