I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
