with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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