This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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