Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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