quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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