Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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