That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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