lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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