she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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